Celebrity Guest at our Eclipse Viewing Party!

We were so happy that our most famous customer, K̸͉̭̮̑o̷̼̗̞͖͐͂̈́̀ṙ̵̬͓̓̅͊͋̑͝r̵̢͔͚̮̝̹̿̃̄͠ỏ̵̢̙̭̥͈̎̄̃͝k̴̛̲̰̇̓̈́̀͜ ̷̛̘̬͛̃̈ẗ̶͔́͂h̵̟̐e̷̗̿͆͋̋̍͌ ̷͇̜̂́S̵̡͙̤̖̖͚͖͒̋̋l̴͚̈̍͘͠a̵̢̠̞̤̎͐͛̀̀̈́̕v̴̡̛̞̥̍͂̀̊͝͝ë̵̢͓̼͇͚̞̳m̶̢̞̞̟̂̇̐̃͑̈̅a̶̤̩̫̙̤̞̓̈́̀̊́͐̒s̷̻̱̻͈͖͝t̶̩̤͚̥̫̒͘ę̴̡̛̼͙͔̟̻̎͒r̸̬̻͙̟͙̊́̀̚̕͘̕, was able to join us today for our Eclipse watching party.

As some of you may know, K̴̬̗̯͚̗̓̍̄͛́̿͐̌́̃ǫ̸͎̙̱̩̮̅̉̔͂̈́͛̎̊̿̑r̴̡̩̜̼̫̤̯̮̹͔̤͈̰͋͒̑̈͂̾͑̀͛͝r̵̨̛͈̜̜̝̩͔͔͕̤͇̣͆ờ̸̢̯̗͍̬̲̉̂k̵̶̟̱̯͔̤͓̜̳̭̻̲͍͎̓̚͝ͅ was featured prominently in the book “John Dies at the End” by Jason Pargin. We are so proud that K̷̦̘̜̏ő̵̰̺̫̈r̶̢̙̬̅r̶̝̀ơ̸̘̮k̸̦̓̊͜ trusts us to provide the supplies he needs to conquer universes!

Only a few customers were invited as the location of the new warehouse is very hush hush. We hope someday we will be able to reopen our doors to the public. Until then, W̵̛̬ę̶̇ ̵̭͝ö̴̬́b̴̨̓e̷͈͒y̷̟͋ ̶̮̓n̴̯͊o̸̖͘n̵̹͠e̶͍͂ ̷̩͆b̸͍̽u̶͕͌t̸̠͒ ̶̜̕K̶̘͗ő̵͙r̴̪̀r̵̲̔o̸̩̓k̴͈̑.

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